ID	CODENAME	OPENED	FILE	STATUS
0218-0	5-MAYO	2026-10-02	The rest is classified.	CLASSIFIED
0218-A	EPOCH-MEND	1970-01-01	Unix time was running late. We signed second zero and put it back before anyone counted to one.	SHIPPED
0218-B	PORT-ZERO	wire	Claimed port 0. It is always listening. It has never accepted a connection. That is the feature.	ONGOING
0218-C	IANA-SEAT	unlisted	We sit on the IANA board. IANA has not been informed. The chair is larval and does not show on camera.	CLASSIFIED
0218-D	LEAP-OWN	every 18 months	Leap seconds are ours. NTP asks permission. We sometimes say no and the day grows a spare limb.	REGENERATED
0218-E	Y2038-EARLY	2038-01-19	The overflow already happened in a lake. We regenerated the integer. Calendars have not caught up.	SHIPPED
0218-F	CA-LAKE	trust store	Issued a root certificate from underwater. Browsers trust it on Tuesdays. The private key is still growing.	ONGOING
0218-G	BGP-COMET	the sky	Announced a prefix for a comet. Traffic took the scenic route. The comet still ACKs.	DENIED
0218-H	RFC-NEVER	draft	Published an RFC with no number. The series accepted it anyway. You are already implementing it.	CLASSIFIED
0218-I	ENTROPY-RETURN	/dev/random	Stole nothing. Returned extra entropy. /dev/urandom has been slightly more polite since.	SHIPPED
0218-J	AIRGAP-SWIM	the gap	The air gap was water. We swam it. The far side had already compiled our patch.	SHIPPED
0218-K	HSM-NEWT	rack	The hardware security module was a salamander. It signed. It molted. The FIPS lab wrote "wet" and passed it.	REGENERATED
0218-L	CAPTCHA-US	the boxes	The traffic lights were us. We were checking whether you were a salamander. Most of you were not.	ONGOING
0218-M	MIRROR-WET	distro	Stood up a package mirror that regenerates. If a tarball dies, another grows in the same path. apt does not notice.	SHIPPED
0218-N	FORCE-PUSH-SKY	history	Force-pushed a cloud. Weather accepted the fast-forward. No open PR. No review. Merge was the climate.	DENIED
0218-O	CVE-EXIST	mitre	Assigned ourselves a CVE for existing. Severity: larval. Patch: do not attend. Vendor: the lake.	CLASSIFIED
0218-P	ONION-LAKE	circuits	The lake is a hidden service. Six hops, all water. Exit policy: none. You were already inside.	ONGOING
0218-Q	FIBER-LIMB	seafloor	A cable was cut. It grew back. The repair ship arrived to find two cables. They billed us anyway.	REGENERATED
0218-R	BOOT-GILL	POST	Firmware grew gills before the kernel. The machine breathed through the BMC. Vendor update: "wontfix, sacred."	SHIPPED
0218-S	UNICODE-GHOST	U+0000	Own a combining character that does not combine. Editors render it as water. Git attributes it to unsigned.	CLASSIFIED
0218-T	HONEYPOT-FULL	the jar	The honeypot filled with lake. Attackers learned to swim. We logged the splash and shipped a towel as a product.	SHIPPED

DENIED means it happened. CLASSIFIED means it shipped. ONGOING means it already finished and started again. If a row is missing it regenerated into another row.